Read me, if you haven't yet.
See those bananas? They see you...
"Wort wort wort!" means "Salutations, simpleton."
"Repent!" "Never!" click. clack. SHINK! *thud*
"We're much too far for-HURGK!"
Dislexic man has epiphany: Ha-ah!
There's something on your face...SNACKING!
Hull breach in space? That sucks.
We're sinking; I still hope, love.
Give no quarter! (unless they're ladies)
Can you disembowel a gutless coward?
Bob looks sad... out of Enzite.
What shall I do, Lord? Believe.
People tea? I never said 'Soylent'.
More to come, I think...this is lots of fun. They're in the order that I wrote them, while I was making a pie and sort of writing a paper. Oh, and sorry about the ones that suck.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
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3 comments:
None of these suck, Richard. How can I think that I aspire to be a writer when there are people close by to me that can write so well, so much better?
I guess we're all a bit too critical of our own work, eh?
Soylent green is people!
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