Monday, June 13, 2005

Useful Things

Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Smith: Great action movie. There's not really much to analyze here. Decent story, subtle humor, not-so-subtle action...it was everything an action movie should be. I know most of you have seen it, but if you've not, see it.

We learn some useful info in this movie:
*In car chases, minivans are superior to Beemers with ambitious drivers, mainly because of their high-quality oh-shit handles.
*Home Depot-esque stores are great for gunfights!
*Yes, you really can hide a bomb in a little black dress.
*Grappling hooks from building to building in downtown New York are inconspicuous, and will not be noticed by anyone.

and, most importantly:
*History majors kick ass.

I also learned some useful ways to mess with the appearance of my blog, so don't be too shocked if things start to look better around here. (Thanks Meagan!!)

Storm chasing/tornado photography is ALL about repositioning.

Strawberry Crepes are good....oh wait, I already knew that one.

Still no word on whether or not "Bwoop!" means "Come over here" in Police Siren speak.

Also, Norah Jones is awesome.

2 comments:

GhostMaster said...

C'mon, it was just a little bomb! Of course it could fit in her dress.

Elizabeth said...

I would like to point out here, that John Smith was an ART history major in college, not just a History major.