Attention!

The following are NOT menu items at your local Starbuck's Coffee:

*Double Frate Latte (What about Srate latte?)
*Chi (Sorry, fresh out of life force here)
*Frape Mocha (We are not Panera)
*That frozen thing (It has a name)
*Caramel Mocha-Cheeto
*Chocolate Latte (That would be a Caffe Mocha)
*Caramel Mach-Chiato
*Vanilla Frappucino (There's Caffe Vanilla, there's Vanilla Bean...)

Size Interlude!

*Veinte

*Verdi

*Grand

*Grandy

*Extra Large

*The Big One

*Guatemala Cargi Cello (In all fairness, this one was probably due to poor eyesight)
*Thick Dark Chocolate (That has a name too, though we're perpetually "temporarily out")
*Caramel Mach-a-whatever
*French Vanilla [insert drink here] (Seriously, why do so many people ask for it?)
*Strawberry Milkshake (No icecream here!)
*Caramel Matchee-achee (Say it with me now: Mah-key-ah-toe)
*Tazoberry, Irish Cream, Coconut (Dis-con-tin-ued)

Surely there are others...whether or not I'll put them on this list someday, who knows. In conclusion, Okies can't pronounce Italian.