R.O.P.D.R.P.W. Episode VI: Now I'm Annoying Too

Yeah, It's been a really long time. Too long. I've wanted to do one about my less-perceptive customers for a while, and I'm glad I finally got around to it. So enjoy! Oh yeah, and an alternate title was "In what language does 'Closed' mean 'Morons please come talk to me?'".

Yo ho ho!

I be pirating me neighbor's wireless for this post! Arrrrrrrr!!