Well, I finally did it.
I screamed at everyone, and I stormed out of work in a huff. I was afforded this opportunity because I've decided to join an archaeological expedition in Europe, searching for the remains of Charlemagne. We'll be living the glamorous life of vagabonds, and if there are any Nazis around, we'll probably fight them. Anyway, the plane leaves tonight, so I'll probably never see any of you again! Goodbye!
P.S. I'll let you know when I find the remains of Charlemagne.
3 comments:
I want his left testicle!
wtf?
you never cease to amaze.
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