Showing posts with label Halo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halo. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Those Numbers Make Me Look Violent

Today, offhand, I looked at Bungie.net. Roughly two years after the release of the game (as of next weekend) I have played exactly 1000 games of Halo 3. Some of that time has been well, spent, some of it not. Most of it was fun though. Over the course of 1000 games, I've got:

*7853 Enemies killed in campaign
*631 Social Multiplayer games
*280 Ranked Multiplayer games
*550 Experience points
*-9 Experience penalties
*216 kills with Needler (It's okay guys, I've got it)
*268 Grenade sticks
*328 kills with the Ghost
*17 Splatter sprees (all of which were with the Ghost, I'm sure)
*1 Vehicular Manslaughter
*303 Splatters
*481 kills with the Warthog turret (see Alex, I've got a bit of experience here)
*243 kills with sniping weapons
*73 Snipe medals (Yeah, I'm efficient and skilled)
*1 Rampage
*31 Steaktaculars
*11,351 kills
*10,841 deaths
That's right, a positive spread. Thank you.

Well, I'm caught up for homework, so I think it's off for game 1001.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Nice Move, Idiot: The Bleak End of the Halo Trilogy

I've had this in the drafts folder for a little while. I thought I'd finish it out, clean it up, and post it.

So, I've been playing through some Halo 3 campaign levels recently, (Matt and I have been helping eachother get the scoring achievements) and I realized something about the end of the game.

Warning: What follows is a far too in-depth analysis of nit-picky details in the story of a video game about shooting things. If you haven't played the Halo series, I can pretty much guarantee you won't care. Also, spoilers! Oh noes!

By firing Installation 04 2.0, our heroes basically ruined their long-term prospects. Yes, they destroyed the entire contingent of Flood on the Ark, and with it the Gravemind (regardless of whether or not you accept that the Halos kill Flood themselves, since Gravemind is a sentient being, it falls under the umbrella of the Halo network's ambiguous killamajig). But, if Installations 04 and 05 are any indication, there is a high probability of Humanity (or somebody else) encountering a serious infestation of Flood at some point in the future. Sure, it's all well and good if you can effectively quarantine them on the ring; Master Chief was able to do that with Installation 04. But in Halo 3, we see what happens when a coordinated Flood infestation gets off the ring: mainly, everybody's screwed.

In the course of what can't be more than a couple of days (from the time Regret's fleet arrives at Installation 05 to the end of Halo 2) the Flood manages to assimilate a large combat force, expand its control outside of the ring's quarantine zone, and establish a foothold on its most powerful adversary's most significant vessel. In what can't be more than a couple of weeks, (between the time Truth's fleet leaves High Charity for Earth and the events of Halo 3) the Flood has managed to break the Covenant's quarantine efforts at Installation 05 with at least one infected ship and make a charge for Earth. This is soon followed by High Charity itself, now completely infected, and serving as a mobile base of operations for the Gravemind. While these two threats are contained, with the Shadow of Intent glassing east Africa and the firing of Installation 04 2.0 respectively, it is reasonable to believe that there are other infected ships somewhere in the galaxy. Despite their reliance on the tactic of overwhelming force, it would represent a significant strategic blunder for the Flood to send its entire strength through the Ark portal.

This is the important part. Even if one accepts that the entire active contingent of the Flood followed Covenant, Humans, and Elites to the Ark, and were eliminated by the firing of 04 2.0, there are surely more dormant populations on the other five Halo installations and research facilities like those on the Threshold gas mine as seen in Halo 2, if not more active populations like that encountered on Installation 05. So far, the only successful methods we've seen for wiping out an infestation are the complete destruction of the infested area (as in the case with Installation 04, the Threshold gas mine, and East Africa) and the firing of the Halo network (as was the case in the Flood/Forerunner war). Therefore, to get rid of the Flood means to either destroy the Halos and all related facilities in the galaxy (which, considering the reach of the Forerunners, represents a daunting, if not impossible task), or fire the Halo network once again.

With the Ark presumably destroyed in the premature firing of 04 2.0, there is no way to fire them safely, without wiping out the vast majority of sentient life in the galaxy. If there is a Halo 4 as is rumored, it will be interesting to see how Bungie handles another appearance of the Flood, story-wise. It seems to me that they should leave things where they are, lest they be forced to invent something ridiculous to explain themselves.

Friday, May 02, 2008

I STILL love you, Alex!




He he he..."How can I buy something before I've arrived? Your speech is constructed on paradoxes!"

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Hardest Semester of My Life and The Great Apartment Hunt

Well, folks, the hardest semester of my life has finally come to a close. I'm kinda curious about those grades, but barring any huge surprises, they should be alright. I'm more just happy to have that out of the way. Time for some enjoying myself...sleeping in, outdoor activities, reading for pleasure, late night halo sessions, going to work all the time. Oh, well, four out of five ain't bad. While the semester was pretty hard, it wasn't that bad, and I learned a lot. I got through it anyway, so I'm just looking forward to the upcoming summer.

In other news, it appears that the great apartment hunt has also come to an end. This morning I put down a deposit for a one-bedroom at Aspen Village Apartments, to which I have referred at any given time as Ashton Village, Aspen Grove, Ashton Villas, and a number of other exciting combinations. I'm a little paranoid, because the complex is somewhat old, but I have no reason not to be optimistic.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Excuses for Inebriation

We all know how much I love drinking games, and since I love you people so much, I thought I'd share some of my favorites.

Egyptian Rat Screw with Vodka
Just like regular ERS, except whenever you have to slap a card, you take a shot of vodka. Also, whenever you pick up a card, you have to take a shot of vodka, and whenever you don't
pick up a card, you have to take a shot of vodka. So pretty much, everyone's plastered in mere moments, so it's obviously a good drinking game. Add Orange Juice for "Egyptian Rat Screwdriver."

Gin Rummy
Just like the game we know and love, except with actual gin! Every time you put down a set
of cards, take a shot of gin. Also, every time you discard, take another shot of gin. Everyone's basically smashed by the time you go through a few turns, so obviously, it's another good drinking game. Add a little tonic water for "Gin and Tonic Rummy."

Monopoly with Tequila
It's everyone's favorite 3 hour game with a Latin flavah, if you know what I mean. Every time you buy property or pay somebody rent, you take a shot of tequila. Likely, you'll be capernoited once you've passed go, and collected $200, so it's a pretty good drinking game. If you pass out, the person you payed the last rent to gets all your money. Victory either goes to the winner as per the normal Monopoly rules, or the last conscious player. Add lime juice for "Margaritopoly."

Halo 2 and Rum
This one requires XBOX live. Get on "vivo" and pay attention in the pre- and postgame lobbies. Anytime somebody says "noob," "pwn," "look at all my kills," "I'm gonna own you," or (here's the kicker) "fucking," take a shot of rum. Chances are, you and your party members will be ferschnickered before the match starts, so it's really drinking pre-game, but still a good drinking game. Add some coca-cola for "Master Chief Petty Officer and Coke."

Well, there you go. I hope all you crazy drunks enjoy drinking yourselves into a stupor. Of course, you can substitute your favorite libations for the ones I've included, but then you lose the punny alternate titles. Substitute at your own risk, and at the risk of your amusement.